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"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Superheroes take a selfie

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

Official Fight Cards

Jim Carrey,

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Knights of the Square Table.

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

'Let's get a kitty.'

John Cleese.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

Spike Milligan

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"It's your turn to change him."