Comic Convention Attendees T-Shirts

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Superheroes take a selfie

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Official Fight Cards

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

Knights of the Square Table.

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Batman's first Bat Mobile

"It covers up all the debt."

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

"It's your turn to change him."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."