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Knights of the Square Table.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Grace For Flies

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Early photobombing

"Look! No hands!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

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"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Suffering from Cooties?

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21