Comic Convention Attendees Gifts

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Superheroes take a selfie

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Official Fight Cards

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

Knights of the Square Table.

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

"It covers up all the debt."

"It's your turn to change him."

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Amnesiacs Convention.

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."