Comic Convention Gifts

"Them's fighting words."

Superheroes.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Superheroes take a selfie

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Official Fight Cards

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Jim Carrey,

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Knights of the Square Table.

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

'Let's get a kitty.'

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

John Cleese.

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Spike Milligan

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

Woody Allen

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'