Comic Convention Explorer T-Shirts

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Superheroes take a selfie

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Official Fight Cards

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

Knights of the Square Table.

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

The Great Rainbow of China

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

Lambo

Comic-Con 2013

Joan of Arch

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"Hmmm, I finished off the Green Goblin, but my Spidey sense is still tingling..."

'A few years ago I switched from the utility belt to utility suspenders.'

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

And now it's time for "Critic's Corner." Today, Gene will criticize the basic structure of the universe.

"Them's fighting words."

Open Mic Nacht

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

What can I get you? An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman V Superman. Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free? Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please. Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named "Martha." "Martha" was not just a person. In Batman's nightmares, "Martha" had come to represent all that was good about him. When Superman whispered "Martha," it did two things: It forced Batm

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

"I have to go wee-wee."