Comic-con Mugs

"Hmmm, I finished off the Green Goblin, but my Spidey sense is still tingling..."

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Comic-Con 2013

Superheroes take a selfie

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

What can I get you? An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman V Superman. Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free? Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please. Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named "Martha." "Martha" was not just a person. In Batman's nightmares, "Martha" had come to represent all that was good about him. When Superman whispered "Martha," it did two things: It forced Batm

Official Fight Cards

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty One

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Captain Pointy No.39 - working undercover

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

No-Work Orange

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

The Food Chain

Window Treatment

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"