Stranger Things Fanatic Gifts

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Warrior Woman

Dolphin friendly tuna

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Newt sale

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Catasaurus

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'