National Science Day Gifts

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

A Puppet Named Juan

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Medical personnel give their hearts

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

The Re-Opening of Schools

'Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Snoopy - do you have a stamp commemorating an educational leader?'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Nethead strip: Personality of a computer nerd #2

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Global Education

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'Do you get the feeling that, in educational workshops, there are way too many buzzwords thrown around?'

"For the glory of God Almighty, and in the names of the munificent King and munificent Queen of Spain, I do on a day—either a Friday preceding or a Monday directly following a weekend that is earlyish in but toward the middle of October—in this year of our Lord, 1492, claim this land."

"He's afraid of needles..."

Man checks the gears in his chest.

"But first, our national anthem."

"Notice how the table is round, so that everyone sitting at it is equal."

"Okay, there's your flu shot...now let's talk about that blood pressure!"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

We are not alone!

"Do you want a democracy where every vote counts or where we count every vote?"

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)

'We want vaccination.' 'Oh no we don't!'

Blood Drive. Your blood type is A-Positive. Wow, Frank! That's the first A-Plus you've ever made!

'Wow, I see my diet detour school project works! The science fair will se so cool this year!'

"I have inoculation issues."

'In reality, being a Space-Monkey means having experiments done on you while in orbit...'