National Day Gifts

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Azerbaijan

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Medical personnel give their hearts

Keyworker

Collies Without Borders

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

World Cup Fever

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

John F. Kennedy

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'She's one of our nurses hiding from the patient load.'

We have a dream....

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.