Flag Day Gifts

'I need Flag Day off.'

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Flagless in a patriotic Zone?"

American Flag Trick

Says here Flag Day is June 14...what the heck is Flag Day?"

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

'Would you mind moving on...'

Patriotic Art

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Flags

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Bad dog."

Happy.

Collies Without Borders

US and the EU

Turkish Democracy

Canine Scentipede

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Emotional Bling

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

If you want to see love be love.

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Menu: Wet food. Dry food