Fireworks Day Gifts

"Hi Dad, er, penny for the guy?"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

US National holiday

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

Monster Clown

Friday 5.30pm.

Sparkler

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Bayonne Festival

Sparklers

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'Happy New Year!'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'Top floor, please.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'Guy, is that you?'