Fireworks Gifts

Fireworks Then/Fireworks Now

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'Okay, son, when I yell 'Now!' light the fuse and we'll watch this baby blast off!'

4th of July Fireworks

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

Fire at the fireworks factory.

July 5...payback.

"Pay attention, everyone! This is the illegal one!"

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

'You call that a firecracker?'

"It's the apocalypse!"

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'My client never actually SOLD secrets to the Chinese, your honor,.. he traded them for firecrackers.'

'You gotta admit, these meetings are more exciting since Ed developed the Pyro Power Point Presentation!'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"The fireworks money should be spent on something the community wants."

Catesby's Fyrework Company: 'You're the Marketing Manager, Fawkes - Devise some sort of advertising campaign.'

"The finale should be good"

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"I see fireworks, I see people celebrating..."

'O.K. One box of sparklers... for that I'll need your birth certificate, passport, national insurance no., driving licence, blood group and shoe size.'

Two men run away from exploding fireworks

'We haven't used that part of the garden in years. You should never return to a lit firework.'

Drinking Driving: Fireworks about to happen.

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. X

'Top floor, please.'

'Happy New Year!'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Wordilly Durdillies - Hey dad! Why have you aged 45 years?

Fourth of July tip: look up

'Just think. . . future generations of Americans will observe July 4 in an orgy of fireworks, beer and barbeque. . .'

"Get ready to run."

I realize we all grieve in our own way, ma'am, but the crematorium staff did not appreciate the fireworks you put in your late husbands pockets.