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Fireworks Then/Fireworks Now

"Have you decided what household object you're hiding under this July 4th?"

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'Okay, son, when I yell 'Now!' light the fuse and we'll watch this baby blast off!'

4th of July Fireworks

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

Fire at the fireworks factory.

"Pay attention, everyone! This is the illegal one!"

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

July 5...payback.

'You call that a firecracker?'

"It's the apocalypse!"

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'You gotta admit, these meetings are more exciting since Ed developed the Pyro Power Point Presentation!'

"The fireworks money should be spent on something the community wants."

'My client never actually SOLD secrets to the Chinese, your honor,.. he traded them for firecrackers.'

Catesby's Fyrework Company: 'You're the Marketing Manager, Fawkes - Devise some sort of advertising campaign.'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'We haven't used that part of the garden in years. You should never return to a lit firework.'

'O.K. One box of sparklers... for that I'll need your birth certificate, passport, national insurance no., driving licence, blood group and shoe size.'

"I see fireworks, I see people celebrating..."

Two men run away from exploding fireworks

"The finale should be good"

"Who's drunk enough for fireworks?"

"If the next one is any louder than that, I'm out of here."

Fourth of July tip: look up

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

Fire

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. X

'I'd steer clear of them on the forth of July!'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'I chucked a firework through your letter box and it didn't go off. Can I have it back?'

'I would have to give this year's display a higher 'oohs! & aahs!' rating than last year's.'

'Just think. . . future generations of Americans will observe July 4 in an orgy of fireworks, beer and barbeque. . .'