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'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

US National holiday

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Monster Clown

Sparkler

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Bayonne Festival

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Sparklers

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Happy New Year!'

'Top floor, please.'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'Guy, is that you?'

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

'What an AMAZING display!'

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Bill for Stronger Fireworks.

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."