Watching Fireworks T-Shirts

'Yes, but is it the right thing to do?'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

US National holiday

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Monster Clown

Sparkler

Me cold. Need heat cave. Fire works. To make metal tools, I need to melt these rocks. Fire works. I'd like a romantic atmosphere for my date tonight. Fire works. How should we celebrate the founding of our new nation? Fireworks!

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

'Sure, I'm nervous. Remember OUR first date?'

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Bayonne Festival

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Sparklers

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Happy New Year!'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"...It's to celebrate winning the world cup in 1966"

'Top floor, please.'

'Guy, is that you?'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

Bill for Stronger Fireworks.

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

'What an AMAZING display!'