Enjoying Fireworks T-Shirts

'The Fourth of July would be a lot more fun if school weren't out anyway.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

US National holiday

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Monster Clown

Sparkler

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Instead of a bedtime story, how about strapping a bottle rocket to your doll and setting it off in your little brother’s room?" "Brad was a terrible father."

Bayonne Festival

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

Sparklers

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'Happy New Year!'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Top floor, please.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Bill for Stronger Fireworks.

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

'Guy, is that you?'