Flag Aficionados Gifts

Canadian PM, Stephen Harper, and Queen Elizabeth II.

Flags

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

US and the EU

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

World Cup Fever

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Lucky Stars.

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Flag Kryptonite

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

Polar Sovereignty?

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

Israel-Palestine conflict.

"Is that the Sun or the Moon?"

'So that's why they use the Dutch flag colours...it's flat!' (Pepsi logo on vending machine)

I can't lie to you while I'm standing in front of a flag, your honor

The President Is Unhinged Yet We Aren't All Dead Yet and That's Kind of Amazing

Goal Post Ape.

Supreme Court strikes down DOMA.

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

Destabilization of the EU and US

"What do you have to do to get business class?"