Flag Fanatics Gifts

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

'So that's why they use the Dutch flag colours...it's flat!' (Pepsi logo on vending machine)

I like the Jets...I guess

Flags

Bowled over again!

US and the EU

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Currently Boston

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

The best goalie in the world!

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Lucky Stars.

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Flag Kryptonite

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

David and Goliath.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Baskerville Tabby.

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.