Flag Aficionado Gifts

Pants on the mast

'I like this. It's cynical and patriotic.'

Her Flag project near completion, Betsy Ross ponders a patriotic way to represent the colonies when inspiration suddenly strikes her.

Union jack dress

Far right elected in Sweden

'The Meeting of Nast and Watterson in Central Jersey'

Look only 49 Stars. - Don't you know Florida doesn't count!

'Bring flag factories back to America.'

Daniel Ortega - President of Nicaragua.

Zimbabwe's national flag colour coding explained

"It's the one consistent thing we got back from the flag debate roadshow."

Brexit road

Switzerland

Flags

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

US and the EU

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Lucky Stars.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Veterans Day US

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

"No religious nuts!"

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Hanging out your shingle

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

Way to go

"High Pressure Area"