Flag Fans Gifts

Political Flags.

Flags

Bowled over again!

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Turkish Democracy

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

US and the EU

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Lucky Stars.

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Flag Kryptonite

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

Soccer Moms

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'