Flag Fanatic Gifts

"Hmm...Not quite, Betsy, but the stripes are a good start."

"Naw mate, next time we'll try to convince the Aussies ot change their flag. It'll be a lot bloody cheaper."

"It was a sweater when I began."

Greetings from South California

Department for exciting the EU.

"I pledge allegiance to this flag / that I made myself by hand / in order to be able to do this again."

Trump Welcomes Erdogan to the White House

"Is it a flag of surrender...someones washing or a rude gesture?"

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'I was just trying to dry some towels, sorry if I insulted you.'

Stars & Stripes: 'Thank your lucky stars...'

World Cup Fever

Great Britain

Spanish Elections

World Flags 2021

Destabilization of the EU and US

Flags

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Can our software do that?'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

If nobody had invented graphics

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Raheem Sterling

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.