Flag Fanatic Gifts

"Naw mate, next time we'll try to convince the Aussies ot change their flag. It'll be a lot bloody cheaper."

"It was a sweater when I began."

Department for exciting the EU.

"I pledge allegiance to this flag / that I made myself by hand / in order to be able to do this again."

Trump Welcomes Erdogan to the White House

"Is it a flag of surrender...someones washing or a rude gesture?"

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

'I was just trying to dry some towels, sorry if I insulted you.'

Stars & Stripes: 'Thank your lucky stars...'

Great Britain

Spanish Elections

World Flags 2021

Destabilization of the EU and US

Flags

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Can our software do that?'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Frog flirting.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

US and the EU

Football

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Big screen TV.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"All of a dither as per usual!"