Flag Fans Pillows

Political Flags.

Flags

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Turkish Democracy

US and the EU

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"He's starting to flag a bit"

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Lucky Stars.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Happy birthday Darling!

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.