Flag Fanatics Pillows

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

I like the Jets...I guess

Flags

US and the EU

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Currently Boston

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Lucky Stars.

The best goalie in the world!

"He's starting to flag a bit"

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

David and Goliath.

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Baskerville Tabby.

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"