Flag Fan Pillows

"He's starting to flag a bit"

It's a good thing Pastor Jones knew semaphore...

'What's the best part about living in Switzerland?'

Nice touch, Kilburn.

Azerbaijan

Flags

"Sign my yearbook?"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

US and the EU

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Turkish Democracy

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Bailiff."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Pond Dipping...

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Lucky Stars.

Caliologist

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

Fly Artist

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

What's the insect de jour?

'Hey! No Tongues!'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.