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"He's starting to flag a bit"

It's a good thing Pastor Jones knew semaphore...

'What's the best part about living in Switzerland?'

Nice touch, Kilburn.

Azerbaijan

Flags

"Sign my yearbook?"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

US and the EU

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Turkish Democracy

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Bailiff."

World Cup Fever

Pond Dipping...

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Lucky Stars.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Fly Artist

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Caliologist

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

Flag Kryptonite