Flagstick Fan Pillows

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Turkish Democracy

Santa does a keg stand.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"Tunnel of love"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Centaur Sprinter

"That's many giant leaps for man."

Ring those Christmas bells!

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Easter bunny Island.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'