Stick Throwing Fan Pillows

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Playing Fetch.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"I love these old decorations!"

'Maths is fun!'

Boy and his dog

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Meet Santa's entourage

"You and your daft inventions."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Centaur Sprinter

"That's many giant leaps for man."

Ring those Christmas bells!

A Fork-lift.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Christmas reunions!

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.