Stick Thrower Pillows

'He's my personal trainer.'

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

'Have you met my personal trainer?'

Boy and his dog

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

"One day dogs will rule the world but, in the meantime, just keep chasing sticks."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Playing Fetch.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Man throwing stick for dog

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Knife-thrower.

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

I love hockey!

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

You dropped something.

Acupuncture darts.

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'

Before Pillows.

'For goodness sake, why don't you take him to a hairdresser like any normal father would?!!'