Stick Thrower Gifts

'He's my personal trainer.'

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

'Have you met my personal trainer?'

Boy and his dog

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

"One day dogs will rule the world but, in the meantime, just keep chasing sticks."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Playing Fetch.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Ooh, I think I know who this is from."

Man throwing stick for dog

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Knife-thrower.

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

I love hockey!

You dropped something.

'Why does this crazy human keep throwing away my stick?'

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

Clown throwing pies at birds in the park.

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Mathematician Food Fights.

Acupuncture darts.