Stick Fetcher Gifts

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

"A little help, please."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Canine conundrum.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'Tired of fetching?'

Geeks and their dogs.

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Doggy-3D

Fetch the Boomerang

'Good dog!'

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Man throwing stick for dog

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"If you pretend to throw that stick one more time...I will chew your arm off clean to the elbow."

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."