Ball Fetcher Gifts

"Kfetch!"

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Super Dog'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"I'm working from home today."

"A little help, please."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'Tired of fetching?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

Geeks and their dogs.

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Doggy-3D

Fetch the Boomerang

'Good dog!'

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Destiny is all...

Man throwing stick for dog

'Big advantage!!'

"If you pretend to throw that stick one more time...I will chew your arm off clean to the elbow."

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled