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"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"A little help, please."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'Tired of fetching?'

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

Geeks and their dogs.

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Doggy-3D

'Good dog!'

Fetch the Boomerang

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

Man throwing stick for dog

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

"If you pretend to throw that stick one more time...I will chew your arm off clean to the elbow."

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Boomerang fetching

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.