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The best part of leaf piles... are the sticks.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

"The applications are limitless."

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

'Made your point.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

The Carrot and Stick.

I have no problem chasing a stick. I mean, as long as it's for a good cause.

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

'He's always trying to get rid of that stick. I bring it back just to torture him.'

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

'He's my personal trainer.'

"At least he's being buried with the one he loved most."

Main St Ottowa

"Where's my pencil?!"

"Some manage with a carrot, and others, with a stick. I find success with both."