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'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

A DIY disaster.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

A crab with a utility knife claw

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'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

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"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

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'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'