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'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

A DIY disaster.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

CLEAR!

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

The Hammer

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'