Tool Tracker T-Shirts

"Lost hammer. Call 227-2353"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Loser's Podium.

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

Elephant Tracks.

Prison Wallpaper.

House building chart (like steps).

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

'It only seems like that because you got in on time.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Shooting in Ireland

"My husband said he could fix anything so if you find him, tell him he was wrong"