Tool Tracker Prints

"Lost hammer. Call 227-2353"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Loser's Podium.

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

Elephant Tracks.

Prison Wallpaper.

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

'Well, Mrs.Gurkemiller...Either your female cycle has turned to European summer time, or you're pregnant.'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

House building chart (like steps).

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

'It only seems like that because you got in on time.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

Shooting in Ireland

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Wait, you took how many steps?