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"Decaf. They can't be far away."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

'Mobile still warm. White man here 10, maybe 15 minutes ago.'

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

"How the hell does he do that?"

"'Round these parts, you'd be plum crazy not to use a reliable search injun."

'Not hard to trail the Poor Hygiene Kid.'

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'Looks like some game animals were playing here.'

Once close to extinction, the majestic gazebo makes a comeback.

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"OK, seek!"

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'Wow, when you lose a trail, you lose a trail!'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Running

Currently Boston

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Seeing progression motivates.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Snail Coach

NHS targets.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"Obama planted it."