Stick Selector T-Shirts

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Why, Ed Dunlop! Didn't you used to be my chief stock picker?"

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"The applications are limitless."

'Made your point.'

The best part of leaf piles... are the sticks.

"I ordered my steak rare - and this is well done...!"

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

The Carrot and Stick.

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

I have no problem chasing a stick. I mean, as long as it's for a good cause.

'He's always trying to get rid of that stick. I bring it back just to torture him.'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

I love hockey!

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Main St Ottowa

"Some manage with a carrot, and others, with a stick. I find success with both."

Skate! Skate! Skate!

'Okay Bob, but this is the last time. . . Honestly, if that stick is so important to you, you're going to have to learn to take better care of it.'

Rusty was a very smart dog.

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'