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'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

Canine conundrum.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

Stonehenge Imitation

Librarian.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

The best part of leaf piles... are the sticks.

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

''Fetch'? - What are you, my personal trainer?'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

I have no problem chasing a stick. I mean, as long as it's for a good cause.

I love hockey!

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

'You and your stones collection.'

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."