Brick Selector T-Shirts

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

"Werewolves of London..."

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Toys and environmental pollution

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brickie's Mate

Brick Salesman

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Home maintenance

LEGO profits.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

The famous Walled-off salad.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

A bricklayer building a tree

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"I've downsized."

Brick and Mortar

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Bricklayers in goal.

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.