Brick Selector Gifts

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

"Werewolves of London..."

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brickie's Mate

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Brick Salesman

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Home maintenance

Brick and Mortar

The famous Walled-off salad.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"I've downsized."

A bricklayer building a tree

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Bricklayers in goal.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'