Shell Selector Gifts

"I've downsized."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'It must be the dead sea.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"I don't do windows."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Feeling for shells

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"Travellin' through?"

"That's his answer to everything!"

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

For Sale By Owner

Snail Love.

"Are you willing to relocate?"

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."

"It's your mother calling."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"That's way out of my price range..."

Tonight he would be a hermit no more.

"I come from a musical family."

"I've been evicted."