Screen Selector Gifts

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

Birds with Headphones

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"I've downsized."

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Traditional Family Meals

Caveman at Computer

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

"It's been a perfectly wonderful date...let's not spoil it by talking to each other."

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

'Get real! Reality is, Reality sells'

'For heaven's sake! We're only going to the caravan for a week!'

'Get down here and start your homework, you two. That's enough screen time for today.'

'He took his first step!'

"I'm glad I turned my phone off."

'... and finally, would you like winter pine, or potpourri delight?'