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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

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"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Dog in casino.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

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'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Bottletrees.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,