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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

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'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Dog in casino.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

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His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Bottletrees.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"