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Car boot sale on a desert island

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Brick Salesman

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Unnatural History Museum

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'Village store and Food museum'

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

"We offer video games, snacks, t-shirts, coffee mugs, beer and wine. Oh, and we also we have a movie."

The Dead Sea Squirrels.

Bananas eye the blender

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

'I should never have run off with him.'

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

Perry Grayson

Well, shoot. If we lose, what are we going to do with all this merch we had printed up? 1549 Regional Champs.

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World

'How much did you pay for that new striker?'

'There's something very peculiar about this cemetery.'