Bric-a-brac Collector T-Shirts

Car boot sale on a desert island

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Brick Salesman

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

Unnatural History Museum

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'Village store and Food museum'

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

Bananas eye the blender

"We offer video games, snacks, t-shirts, coffee mugs, beer and wine. Oh, and we also we have a movie."

The Dead Sea Squirrels.

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

'Erik hosts excellent dinner parties.'

'I should never have run off with him.'

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

"Waiter, I need a soup knife please."

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World

'How much did you pay for that new striker?'

'There's something very peculiar about this cemetery.'