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"Where's my pencil?!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

A great new year (for cartoonists).

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Cow cartooning block.

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"I'm not buying it."

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

The Secret Life of Pens

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

The best part of leaf piles... are the sticks.

Back to School

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

The Chrysler Buildinger

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'Krista, please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.'

"Run out and get me some lunch, Simon."