Pencil Finder Gifts

"Where's my pencil?!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Biro Security

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

Pencil sharpeners in hell

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

The Secret Life of Pens

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

Cow cartooning block.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"I'm not buying it."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I hope this guy isn't as dull as he looks."

'My first day in our vineyard wasn't a total loss, honey. I found two pennies.'

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

The best part of leaf piles... are the sticks.

Back to School

"Run out and get me some lunch, Simon."

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Small Business Loan of Pencils

The Chrysler Buildinger