Pencil Wizard Gifts

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Piano Recital

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Computer Music

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

In and out, in and out, in and out...

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"Here's a new one, intellectual property tax."

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

In-Out-Far Out.

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

The Institute Of Innovative Ways To Get Government Grants.

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.