Pencil Collector Gifts

"As soon as he comes around the corner we rub him out ok?"

"Hey, if you have to ask, you can't afford them."

'Sir, sprinkle a little graphite on your cereal every morning... it'll put lead in your pencil.'

"The recruitment ad has to stress the 'positives', our traditional 'old-fashioned' practices..."

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

Selfportrait

'Krista, please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.'

Funky Facts:Schools.

"I'm not buying it."

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Bingo night.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"I wonder what this was for."